Notes from a Hairy-Not-Scary Werewolf by Tim Collins

Author:Tim Collins
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Aladdin

Whoa, hang on a minute. Vampires? Ryan didn’t mention anything about vampires when he was training me. I didn’t even know they existed! You might not expect this to be a big shock to someone whose friends are nine-foot dogs, but it still takes a bit of getting used to. Who else is going to turn out to be real? Hobbits? Daleks? The Easter Bunny?

Rather than going into any more detail about the attack, Ryan then went off on a frenzied rant about how vampires were evil, and they were going to pay for what they’d done.

The whole pack let out howls of anger as Ryan spoke. I felt like I should join in, but I couldn’t help wondering why we wanted to fight these creatures if they were really so merciless. Shouldn’t we start by battling some less bloodthirsty creatures, like cows?

I asked Ryan if I could have a word with him when he’d finished his speech, but he told me to go home and rest before my training on Sunday.

I pointed out that my exams start on Thursday and it would be more convenient for me if we could put off the attack for a while. But then Ryan said that if we were victorious, we’d own an entire island with a massive castle on it. I’d be so rich I wouldn’t even bother opening my results when they came.

I agreed to go back tomorrow, but now I’m not sure. I don’t want to fight any vampires. I want to focus on my exams and go to sixth form and maybe start a role-playing games club. That way I can enjoy all the excitement of battle without the danger.

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